I didn't give up a good career as a doctor for nothing. I've invested my time and peeled the layers back one by one. The truth is there for those who look.

There were structures and vehicles, of sorts, on the moon that day. The astronauts saw. The government had been hiding that from us, for whatever reason I just don't know. We've made more trips to the moon than you know. More than I know. But a lot.

We found the aliens there. Their grey skin matching the regolith of the moon. They have tiny eyes to protect them from the bright days. It's also whyy they hide in the craters during the lunar day. Their bodies are not like ours. Unlike our symmetrical, four limb design they're like octopus or squid with many legs or arm. They advanced. But for all those advancements they are still cold.

It can be -280 during the night! THat's cold!

One thing our government may have done right, or at least in good faith, was to strike a deal with these creatures. They would leave us alone as long as we provided them with socks, lots of socks, to keep them warm.

You think that your socks are getting lost in the wash. Oh, no! You've been a sucker all this time! The aliens provided them with the technology to build portals into our washing machines. Your socks go into the wash and through the portal to some very happy-to-have socks aliens!

It's simple really. I've spent the last 7 years chasing after aliens to come to this unexpected bit of information. As Chase Wetherin once said, "The truth doesn't tell you what you want to hear. But you still might need to hear it."

Why is the government trying to hide this of all things from us? I don't have an answer for that. Yet. But I'm working on it.

And you should know they have a penchant for pet toys. If you find fido's toys go missing you have uncle same and the weird aliens on the moon to than k for that too.